Captain Australia’s BIG BOOTY

Not my finest hour, although I met a bunch of lovely people today, especially including Lee and Nadir who assisted with my DAILY DONOR DARE OF DOOOOOOM! to “do a shoey, mate”. So I drank a litre or so of water from my gross old mile-covered boot.

I’m the type of person who likes to put trauma behind them, so … I … think I’ll take a nap now.

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